Kiss strangers on the street simulator
Play as LIPS MAN on a quest to bring love to the world. You see the year is 3060, Magaret Thatcher is back from the dead and ready to rein terror. She crashes the economy and EVERYONE is now sad and poor (except a few). Meanwhile the West Borough Baptists church is using a comically large retro futuristic lazer to kill anyone they don't like. These events combined cause the WHOLE worlkd to go unhappu. This is where LIPS MAN comes in. Lips Man, Disneyt's first gay character, sees all of this is angry. To avenge his father, she knows what they've got to do. That's right! Mwa mwa kissy kissy people on ze lips and ze forehead! Wow, france!
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this is peak
nah the jfk part is crazy